Dana is a licensed bartender. Thus, to celebrate Dolls' birthday and to wish her good wishes, she decided to make us all mojitos. Alas, there are no fresh mint leaves to be found anywhere within Washington Heights, so the mojitos are now fauxjitos (false mojitos).
I was dying of laughter when I saw that she decided to use the rolling-pin as a muddler. Oh gods, the joys of living with lovely people in Washington Heights.
Y'all wish you were part of our Bacardi party.
(The Cousin, you don't get to express any disapproval because a) your roommate is a licensed bartender and b) remember how you got me my drink at the wedding? *wink*)