why are there no tissues in Gottesman?!
why are there no tissues in Gottesman?
not for the women, not for the men
alas, no tissues in Gottesman
my nose, it sadly, sorely weeps
imaginary tissues in piles and heaps
strewn around my imaginary bed;
sometimes I wonder if I'm living or dead
am i awake? or am I asleep?
when was the last time i counted sheep...
help, I'm not sure what's going on with me
tired has become a common deficiency
vitamin a! shore me up, help me work!
i think i am slowly going berserk
i need the tissues! TISSUES MUST COME!
don't look at me that way...you don't need to run.
i am quite sane. i just am sick
of my nose and tissueless ick
i'm not crazy; just a little unwell
WHERE ARE THE TISSUES? *rings a death knell*
6 comments:
You should post it on bulletin boards. Maybe someone will listen.
big girls don't cry
Buy my own tissues? - Heaven forfend!
I'd rather meet my untimely end!
Anon 3:40, when was the last time you had a runny nose due to allergies or a cold? One may buy a ton of tissues and still run out. Pretty unkind of you.
Awesome!
LOL! It's all the onion rings fault. ;-)
-Heshy
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