Any self-respecting girl will tell you she wants to slap Bella Swan across the face, hard.
They will also laugh uproariously at hearing Edward Cullen described as " vampire that glitters like diamonds in the sunlight to attract prey — sorta like a stalky My Little Pony with fangs."
Here is an excellent link that discusses Twilight and women's rights. (Thank you to Emily from my Sex & Gender Roles class at Hunter College.) Here is the link to the actual blogpost by the creator of the mash-up below (where he discusses sexism, women's rights, feminism and the various ways in which Twilight is an insult to women.)
Here is a brilliant mash-up between Twilight and "Buffy The Vampire Slayer." Utterly hilarious.