Or as Dana dubbed it, Brinner.
It's fun to mix it up a bit. Plus, it reminds me of Midnight Madness. Huzzah Midnight Madness.
Life Lesson: Say something authoritatively enough and no one will question you. Also, do not apologize for your religion if you believe that it is true. (That one I learned from the Rav but saw put into practice by Jordan.) A statement only those who have explained homosexuality within the context of Orthodox Judaism to a class full of people who disagree with you can utter. Sometimes bravery lies in the tongue as opposed to the sword.