My friend informed me that Britney Spears' "Three" (which is about a threesome between Peter, Paul and Mary *insert wicked laughter here*) has been converted into a Yiddish wedding song. It is absolutely hilarious and you can listen to it here.
Here are basic lyrics:
One, two, three
the crowd gives a scream
Toldos Yom Hay (Thursday)
In Ateres Chaya (Boro Park wedding hall)
Mazel mazel Tov x2
A Chasuna here, today
Moishy and his friends
Oy the simcha sparkles
we grab each others' hands
A bayis ne'eman planted,
The Simcha is complete,
The crowd jumps and dances,
it- it's shiny and bright.
Oy Moishy, Ohhh Roizy
One two three,
the crowd screams,
Toldos Yom Hay (Day 5),
In Ateres Chai
a Bayis Ne'eman B'yisroel
are we blessing here today
Simcha without limit
binyan adei ad
Doros Yesharim U'mevorachim
we wish here for all
A life of success
for the chosson and kallah
Ohhhh Moishy, Ohh Roizy
One two three
In Ateres Chai
The crowd (something)
There's a lot of cheering.
One two three
In Ateres Chai
There's alot of cheering
The crowd (Oilum) is high.
English...
You should always have nachas v'rov
We wanna wish you a mazel tov
Repeat.
Hat-Tip: Heshy
6 comments:
Cool!
I like the lyrics! Thanks for sharing!
Your "wicked laughter" is inappropriate. The next song by Ms. Spears could just as easily poke fun at a basic tenet or authority figure in Jsm.
In fact, I think it's inappropriate to even publicize the existence of such a song, regardless of how popular Ms. Spears is. Songs like these only serve to strengthen my feeling that our civilization is going down the drain.
what about the lesbian population-why no speaker on the panel
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