Thursday, December 10, 2009

Threesomes Go Yiddish

My friend informed me that Britney Spears' "Three" (which is about a threesome between Peter, Paul and Mary *insert wicked laughter here*) has been converted into a Yiddish wedding song. It is absolutely hilarious and you can listen to it here.

Here are basic lyrics:

One, two, three
the crowd gives a scream
Toldos Yom Hay (Thursday)
In Ateres Chaya (Boro Park wedding hall)

Mazel mazel Tov x2

A Chasuna here, today
Moishy and his friends
Oy the simcha sparkles
we grab each others' hands

A bayis ne'eman planted,
The Simcha is complete,
The crowd jumps and dances,
it- it's shiny and bright.

Oy Moishy, Ohhh Roizy

One two three,
the crowd screams,
Toldos Yom Hay (Day 5),
In Ateres Chai

a Bayis Ne'eman B'yisroel
are we blessing here today
Simcha without limit
binyan adei ad
Doros Yesharim U'mevorachim
we wish here for all
A life of success
for the chosson and kallah

Ohhhh Moishy, Ohh Roizy

One two three
In Ateres Chai
The crowd (something)

There's a lot of cheering.

One two three
In Ateres Chai
There's alot of cheering
The crowd (Oilum) is high.

English...

You should always have nachas v'rov
We wanna wish you a mazel tov

Repeat.

Hat-Tip: Heshy

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cool!
I like the lyrics! Thanks for sharing!

Shmuel said...
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Shmuel said...

Your "wicked laughter" is inappropriate. The next song by Ms. Spears could just as easily poke fun at a basic tenet or authority figure in Jsm.

In fact, I think it's inappropriate to even publicize the existence of such a song, regardless of how popular Ms. Spears is. Songs like these only serve to strengthen my feeling that our civilization is going down the drain.

Anonymous said...

what about the lesbian population-why no speaker on the panel

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@ Anon 5:13

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