Nonsense

I decided to write a "poem" based on the first lines visible in my gmail email inbox currently.

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Chana, you may find this interesting
Message re-sent
Can't help it; I get upset for people
Hi Olivia! First of all, thanks for the
hey! she can keep the check
hahaha, how did your phone kill itself?
You're going to hang a nude in the house?
Sorry, nope! Good luck
don't have a Moreh in front of me
I do not. Maybe ask Stu?
catch u diff time
Aaaargh. When will she have it by?
Don't install any updates to Adobe Reader
I hope everyone has gotten back into school
This isn't nonsense; it's important, and you'll see why later.
By the way, the story of the good looking man in the Gemarah
hello again, my darling brother!