Today in shul, a boy came up to me and said, "I didn't know you!"
To which I explained that he had not seen me before because I was a guest, and therefore new.
After which, after thinking it over, he inquired as to whether I had been there last week, because he believed he recognized me. However, I had not been there, and so I told him that he was mistaken.
Later, he came over to me and told me, "I would like to kiss you!" In shul, in front of all the ladies- can you believe it?
So of course I let him give me a kiss.
He informed me that I was his girlfriend now, and complimented me on my attire.
He is four years old, and his name is Andrew. Andrew darling, I love you!