Sunday, May 17, 2009

Damn Emma!

It occurs to me I'd rather write about Mr. Knightley.

In other news, I hate Jane Austen. Always have, always will. Give me Wuthering Heights, The Phantom of the Opera or Jane Eyre any day.

Aha! I have it. I shall write about all the reasons I hate Emma. *Insert evil laughter.*

UPDATE: Sam is fantastic. He inquires: What effect will garbage disposaling 70% of your grade have on you? An excellent question. Luckily, I have just discovered how to read Emma with a TWIST. Like a James Bond martini twist. Ahahahaha. AKA *facepalm, I'm dying here.*

UPDATE 2: It's DONE! The paper of death and doom has been completed, and I have to go to bed in order to study for my final tomorrow morning.


Aaron said...

Are you writing a paper about Austen's characters from Emma?

Erachet said...

Well, Mr. Knightley is a pretty good character. :D

Why don't you talk about the Emma/Knightley dynamic?

AK said...

You strike me as someone who would like Austen's creations. Perhaps Emma is a bit too simple for your taste.

Chana said...


Nope, hate Jane Austen! Adore Charlotte Bronte, Leo Tolstoy, Mikhael Bulgakov- everyone who can write real passion, not fake pansy-gentlemen wandering around using words instead of weapons.

Irina Tsukerman said...

Why DO you hate Emma/Jane Austen so much? That would make for a great post!

Irina Tsukerman said...

P.S. Lawyers wander around using words instead of weapons. :D