Today, over dinner, I informed my roommate (who is a science major) that she is John Nash (I mean that in the most complimentary way possible) and I am her quintessential English roommate. See here if you have no idea what I am talking about.
I would like to have a sparkly black shirt with glittery letters that read "I Am Your Hallucination."
Of course, only my roommate and I would understand it. But it would be very entertaining. And perhaps it would provide me with an opportunity for laughter, which I would much appreciate.