Stolen from Mickey Singer, based on the popular, "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade," I ask you to create your own "If live gives you" proverb. So please fill in your own: "If live gives you ___, then _________."
Mine, as a shout-out to the Boro Park family, is: "If life gives you apples, make compote."
Alternatively, "If life gives you sorrows, remember that's what made Evanescence great."
If life gives you 106.7 lite fm, then pour liquid notrogen in your ears.
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ReplyDeleteIf life gives you no internet connection, stop & smell the roses.
ReplyDeleteIf life drops your phone calls, then maybe reassess what you wanted to say.
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ReplyDeleteIf life gives you Michlalah, then you're not missing out on Ben Yehuda. ;)
ReplyDeleteBUT is compote good enough?
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