Aquifers

Heshy: Do you know what aquifers are? I'm learning the laws of aquifers.

Chana: Yes.

Heshy: If the surface tract is on their land, they can use the water.

Chana: My heart goes out to all men obsessed with aquifers.

Heshy: It should. They lead miserable lives.

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(Chana takes pizza out of oven)

Heshy: Oh, baby.

Chana: You make strange noises.

Heshy: (smiles) Is this a general rule?